~Benjamin Franklin
A little bit of beer is divine medicine.
~Paracelsus, Greek physician
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Soooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
~Brian O'Rourke
Twenty-four hours in a day, twenty-four beers in a case. Coincidence?
~Stephen Wright
When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading!
~W.C. Fields
If you resolve to give up smoking and drinking, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.
~Clement Freud
Give my people plenty of beer, good and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.
~Queen Victoria
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes good health.
~Thomas Jefferson
It's a lot easier to start the day when you know it will end with beer.
~Anonymous
Sir, you are drunk!
Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
~Winston Churchill
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
~Czech proverb
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
~Dave Barry
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
~Brewmaster Adolphus Busch
No poems can live long or please that are written by water-drinkers.
~Horace, 65 B.C.
Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.
~Charles Papazian
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
~Dave Barry
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.
~Greek proverb
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