Up and down

The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"

~ Bette Davis

Never look backwards or you'll fall down the stairs.

~ Rudyard Kipling

Two things are bad for the heart: running up the stairs and running down people.

~ Bernard M. Baruch

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalator.

 ~ Comedian Steven Wright

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