There are building inspectors, safety inspectors, plumbing inspectors, postal inspectors, quality-control inspectors. Any type of inspector one might imagine. But for men, the inspection that matters most is the scrutiny of another man's penis. The job of penis inspector requires no professional certification or special training, and there is no compensation. I've never heard of any complaints about the absence of remuneration.
Some men are better penis inspectors than others. Straight men usually notice just size. Most women simply lack experience. Gay men do pay close attention to size, but we're also very discerning about details. The girth. The dorsal vessel patterns. The delicate curves of the glans. The extent of the foreskin or the coloration of the circumcision scar. We are perhaps uniquely capable of determining whether a man is a "grower" or a "show-er." We assess the angle of erection, aware that the three out of five men have penises ranging from horizontal to tight against the abdomen. The more inspections the better; as the Czech novelist Milan Kudera once observed in another circumstance, "Happiness is the longing for repetition."
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