Let's have an open door policy

The phrase "open door policy" dates back to the turn of the 20th century during the era of President William McKinley. As Safire's Political Dictionary explains, the term referred to the concept that all important trading nations should have equal trading rights with the government of China, while respecting that country's territorial integrity. These gentlemen have taken that to heart, giving everyone a look at their unclothed bodies yet choosing whether to let the guest indoors. I'd let the outsiders come in, as long as they follow the nudist's example.

Ken, by Tom Clark

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